Anakin has a clear motive, and a logical progression from naive to evil.

Danny just decides to lose her shit one day.

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Star Wars is a simplistic naive story where every single character is either good or evil. There’s no character complexity whatsoever. The main reason the original trilogy was so successful is because they were very well made movies made in a time when well made movies hadn’t even been done yet. Star Wars raised the bar of how good a movie should look and feel. But the story is trash.

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The main reason the original trilogy was so successful is because they were very well made movies made in a time when well made movies hadn’t even been done yet.

That’s certainly a take…

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haven’t seen this douche in a while. imho people should cover his stupid face with the face of whoever the meme is referencing 🤷‍♂️

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Here’s a template

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This meme is accurate and I regret my decisions.

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What did he do? I’ve never seen him outside of this meme.

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He’s openly homophobic/transphobic. He refuses to debate his peers but sees nothing wrong with making his positions look artificially superior by choosing unprepared college students as his opponents, making up statistics to support his claims knowing that said opponents won’t have the data to disprove it off the top of their head, and simply editing out the times that his opponent does manage to correctly oppose his argument (allegedly).

Recently even his political constituents hate him after he whined at Daily Wire for, what he calls, treating him unfairly with a $50 million dollar contract. And to completely top off the shit-sandwich, there’s video evidence of him abusing his wife and she claims that he made physical threats.

Even after all that I’m sure I’m missing something lol

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Damn what a sorry excuse of a person

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When episodes 1-3 came out they were widely regarded as awful. Your kids are going to think the end of Game of Thrones was good.

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I think a lot of people got a bad taste in their mouth with episode 1 and they couldn’t look past it. I saw all three in the theater and I enjoyed them all, but the whole Gungan / Jar Jar thing makes episode 1 the weakest for me by far. The whole tone of the movie feels like it was aimed at a much younger audience, even compared to episodes 2 and 3.

Which is bizarre to me, since you have to imagine the core audience for those movies were middle aged people who saw the originals as kids.

Still, nothing is worse to me than episode IX. I’d watch a Jar Jar spinoff before I’d watch that again.

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Which is bizarre to me, since you have to imagine the core audience for those movies were middle aged people who saw the originals as kids.

These are the people they needed to draw in, but the real audience was their kids. They wanted to create a new generation of Star Wars fans, and they knocked it out of the park.

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It was episode 2 for me. Everything was just horrible about that movie. Acting, plot, everything. I never watched 3.

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Ironically, as an OG fan who really disliked the prequels (you can find my lengthy screed elsewhere in this thread) I thought III was easily the best of those three.

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I liked episode 7. Never saw episode 8. Randomly saw episode 9 because the family wanted to.

I wanted to pull my hair out it was so awful. What did we spend, like a minute and a half on every planet we visited? It was giving me whiplash.

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Obi Wan was the main character of the prequels but they kept thinking it was Anakin. Messes up the framing of a lot of events particularly in the first movie. By the third one I think they figured that out, but it has plenty of other problems even though the narrative focus was better.

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I was 12 when Revenge of the Sith came out and back then I would have agreed that Episode 3 was the best of them.
However, as I grew older it changed and nowadays I think Episode 1 is the best written of the prequels and the dialogue is much more cringe in Episodes 2 and 3.

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RotS was the saving grace for the prequels. Otherwise theyre just lore notes that were adapted into clunky awkward movies.

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Clone Wars did a great job portraying Anakin’s gradual slide. There was nuance and plenty of exposure of the good parts of his character. His friendship with Obi-Wan was in evidence. His relationship with Padme was believable.

The fact that post-pubescent prequel-Anakin was ever trusted by anyone is at best evidence of how the dark side clouds perception.

In the prequels, from EPII he continuously felt like someone who should clearly be a Sith being shoehorned into being a Jedi. His friendship with Obi-Wan existed in name only, and his “romance” with Padme was in fact not a better romance than Twilight. (And that’s saying something.)

OG fans waited decades to see Vader’s backstory, and what we got was about the least rewarding most hamfisted and uninteresting portrayal of that backstory that could have been achieved. Decades of fan appetite regarding that backstory, possibly the only time such a thing has been maintained in the history of cinema, or likely will be again, and Lucas gave us Jar-Jar, cringe dialog, limp acting, and endless CGI.

D&D royally fucked up with GoT, but using the prequels to shine a light on that reads like something from The Onion.

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The whole point of it is that whatever you described is still somehow better than that disappointing bullshit of a last season

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I just realized I may have entirely missed the point of your explanation. Sorry. I’ll leave my other comment for posterity.

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The whole point of it is that whatever you described…

It’s only a matter of degree though, at best. The three movies OP refers to were absolute shit in their own way. OP could have done a like to like comparison with Clone Wars and GoT and had a meme that made much more sense.

Meanwhile, I think there’s a credible argument that the prequels (you do know what I’m describing, right?) are not in the slightest better than the last season of GoT (if we ignore their contribution to the meme-o-sphere), making OP fairly weak, and in an almost Onion-like way.

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The fuck does Dungeons and Dragons have to do with Star Wars?

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It’s Dame of Dragons, the TV thing.

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Is it?

There is House of the Dragon.

I can’t find anything about Dame of Dragons.

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David and Dan.

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David Benioff and DB Weiss are the two dumbos that ruined game of thrones. I don’t like that they’re abbreviated to be confused with the ttrpg Dungeons and Dragons, but it’s what the internet decided.

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