30 points

How many half A presses is that when converted?

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About 1/1000th of a washing machine.

(Ironically, this was my 1000th comment on this account on Lemmy)

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Hahaha I’m curious how many people know the word ‘Pannenkoek’ just from the Mario 64 youtuber

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I didn’t know it was dutch until this post lol. But it’s obviously pancake looking at the word. Or so I thought! Looking it up it’s specifically a Dutch Pancake?

Is there a different word for a western pancake?

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2 points

Usually we just call them ‘American pancakes’.

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Well, I’d consider Dutch culture to be western as well lol. Dutch pancakes are there own thing (not to be confused with a ‘Dutch Pancake’ in America, which is another different thing

We call the thicker, smaller pancakes ‘american’ pancakes.

Dutch pancakes (Pannenkoeken) are thinner and bigger in diameter. More like a crêpe. Though crêpes are thinner again.

The american ‘Dutch Pancake’ is a very fluffy egg pancake baked in a pan. (Also called a German Pancake or Dutch Baby Pancake) (there’s not much Dutch about it, because it originated in the US from someone of German descent)

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96 points

I work at a bakery in Germany that’s open on sundays (most things are closed). Yesterday was absolutely flooded because of Mother’s Day and we kept running out of coins.

I had a man wait over five minutes before I was able to give him his change of one cent. I wish I were so in charge of my finances.

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1 cent?! We don’t even deal with those fiddly little coins in our shops anymore. 5 cents is the smallest change.

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The price of our plain Brötchen is indivisible by five, which means I get to impress the shit out of people with very basic mental math, but we do have to mess with the fiddly coins. Normally people are a little embarrassed and grimace while waiting for a tiny amount of change, but this guy was chilling. Honestly, more power to him.

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9 points

No, I mean in stores we still get prices like 2,99, and if you pay with card you pay 2,99 but if you pay with cash you pay 3 euro. You don’t get 1 cent return.

On the flipside: if your total is something like 2,96 then you pay 2,96 if you pay with card, however in cash you pay 2,95.

So in the end it all kind of evens out.

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18 points

We just got this rule in Estonia too this year. Cash payment, round to nearest 5 cents, card payment, still exact number.

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62 points

That’s why I hate X.99 prices.
Just make it 4.50, 4.80, 4.90 or 5.00

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54 points

If it helps, it was a price ending in a different digit. It ended in six, he gave me seven cents, and wouldn’t accept my offer of his two cents back and I’d be happy to pay the difference personally. He wanted to pay exactly what he owed, which is his prerogative.

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52 points

That’s very German of him

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18 points

Germans’ hate for electronic payments strikes again

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4 points

Yes, getting rid of 1c 2c and 5c would be great

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9 points

they might settle for a stroopwafel, or a handful of hagelslag

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6 points

Hagelslag only on buttered bread.

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3 points

that’s the way! and the stroopwafel slightly heated up above a cup of a hot drink

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5 points

Nu will ik ene stroopwaffel!

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Wait like, between friends?

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8 points

Euh, yeah. Usually in the group chat.

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Times like these I think the Hellenes had it right with the idea of xenia.

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5 points

That’s what I prefer too.

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For anyone else who’s learning something new today. That’s generally what I practice, though I tend to think of it as a form of chivalry. I’m a woman ish, but I like the idea of decoupling chivalry from gender roles and treating everyone with more care than is typical. Plus, sexist men hate nothing more than having a woman hold the door or offer to carry something heavy for them.

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Yeah. We use it to settle a lot of things with friends etc. Going out for dinner or having a drink at someone’s place? Split the bill and send everyone a Tikkie. Sometimes there’s even multiple because someone paid for the beer and someone else for the pizza.

For context: in the Netherlands we generally pay using debit card instead of physical money or credit card. Almost every bank has their own “Tikkie” service nowadays. There’s also Splitser, which allows you to keep track of who paid for what over a longer timeframe with more people. Like a holiday with friends.

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Yeah but for €0.43? Here in the states people tend to think more like “it’ll even out” especially among friends.

I wouldn’t ever ask my friends to pay me back $0.50 lol

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Oh no definitely not. Unless it’s a meme haha. Among friends we regularly don’t send a tikkie even when getting beer or something, because you know it’s probably gonna be repaid sometime. As friends you definitely don’t always need to even the books

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3 points

The meme exaggerates it.

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7 points

I thought I would never need to see this meme format again…

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