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Caffeine doesn’t make you less tired. It just occupies the receptors that normal sleep-inducing chemicals occupy. So what happens is you stay as tired as you are but you can’t fall asleep. It’s great if you want to stay up, but it’s not a magic bullet.

And then there are those that get MORE tired after drinking caffeine.

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Cocaine will make you feel less tired, though.

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For the low low price of £10 per 0.1g.

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I certainly feel less tired and more alert

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I really fucking hate how sensitive my body’s become to caffeine as I’ve gotten older; even just one cup of coffee puts me at what feels like the prologue to a panic attack, but without the panic attack (thanks Prozac?).

So with that and being sober, I am a fish out of water whenever I visit Germany. “So uh, do you have anything that’s non-caffeinated, non-alcoholic, and um, preferably diet? just water? yeah fine, that’s what I thought.”

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As a German: It’s totally normal to order a glass of (soda) water when you’re in a restaurant for example. I personally prefer the good old Apfelschorle when I’m driving, which is not 0g sugar though.

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What about any sort of juice? Lemonade?

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Too much sugar. Water is the true adult beverage.

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Then what is he drinking outside of Germany if water is not what he actually wanted? That does not add up.

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No coffee: tired. Coffee: tired, but faster

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Are you trying to suggest I should not hear my own heartbeat like a eurobeat song in my ears?!? Combined with my tinnitus it’s almost like a 90s techno song.

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