Genuine case of “this headline could easily be true in the current climate”.
I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I’m a dummy right now.
Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.
I ate the onion
The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.
It’s pretty much impossible to satirise US politics, isn’t it?
“Indiana places all owners of Twister game on sex offender registry.”
“Entire adult population held for questioning following anti-porn sting.”
“Indiana prepares for porn criminalization by building prison wall around entire state.”
“Indiana constructs new prison on former site of Ohio.”
“Viewers of ‘creampie’ porn sentenced to watch videos to full term.”
“ICE checkpoints established at vestibulum vaginae.”
“Baby born on plane from Thailand deported back to Nigeria.”
