I mean, let’s say it was sour kraut Saturday and you just downed a whole litre of the stanky delicious juicy slop. Are you gonna totally destroy that bidet? How do you keep that thing hygienic?
I’m gonna asume you were born in North Klansville (Louisiana) and explain you that you shit on the toilet normally, then switch to the bidet to rinse your butthole, then use paper to dry/finish any dificult spec.
Then you flush the toilet and flush the bidet and clean with a toilet brush and bleach any remaining skid.
Voilá, your ass is now cleaner than the average murican and you didn’t become gay because of it.
I have a sqatti potti to get the natural position, but you know, sometimes you just build up some serious gas and it just comes out like a hydrogen bomb with spray everywhere…Kind of being serious here, I’m interested in the idea of a bidet, but practicality seems a bit off to me. Are they easy to keep clean?
Like, do you have to clean the thing after every go?
It depens on what kind of bidet you get, I was talking about the separate ones (the ones with their own bowl), not the built in.
In any case, if nothing got attached to the bowl (or the movable stick in case of the built in) then you don’t need to clean it immediately. But is always recomendable to clean your toilet as often as posible.
Ahh, interesting. I think I’ll look into the separate kind, seems like a non-committal way to try one out!
