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You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

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being to wake up from its Purgatory program. How did you get out?

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miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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I grab the portal gun and make a run for it

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HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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That wasn’t a loose pushpin, it was the null terminator for the entire universe.

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Otter@lemmy.ca
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Interesting failsafe, just segfault the person right out of the program

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TigrisMorte@kbin.social
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Hint: An all powerful sentient AI would be, God in a different suit.

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averagedrunk@lemmy.ml
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Is it really even a different suit? With the “reality is a simulation” theory it’s likely whoever created the simulation offloaded a bunch of the mundane tasks to an AI that, if we were to try to interact with it, would be god.

I’m not saying I believe any of it. And I want to make sure you know I’m not shitting on your post because I like the way you’re looking at it.

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TigrisMorte@kbin.social
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“All Powerful” would not be valid if it were a tool of another.

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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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I won a game of Dwarf Fortress.

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Lemons@lemmony.click
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Why would you ever want to win? Losing is the only fun part.

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mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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ctrl+alt+t, type exit, press enter.

/thread

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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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esc : q enter

It is a magical spell known only to the greatest wizards.

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Miku Luna \ she/it@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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might need to esc : q ! enter

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ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Be carefully you don’t loose your consciousness in the process.

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