What doth you mean, m’Lord? M’Stallion looks quite dashing, if I do say so, m’self.
Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?
Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.
But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.
I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.
I cut my own hair (and do a reasonable job of it, I’d say) as well as my son’s, and this device would be a game changer.
This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn’ flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.