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First of all, fuck you. Second, dark castle. Third ow owie my back

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  1. roses, obviously

  2. my neck hurts so bad today that I can’t tell if my back hurts.

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I was a dark tower boi but now I think I’m a rose man. Weird conversation, thanks.

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5 points

Welcome to adulthood. I’m running to Home Depot in like 5, do you need anything?

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3 points

I flipped between dark tower and cheater mccheater face on the bottom right.

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10 points

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Did. Those. Bats. Just. Move?!

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Bats?

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70 points

Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

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10 points

I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn’t make it feel any less uncanny.

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9 points

Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.

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5 points

The rare murder suicide

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4 points

I feel seen.

I’m not gonna argue, though. Well played.

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3 points

I wanted to be her, actually.

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3 points

How do you…

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1 point

Well shit…

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61 points

Beach for me.

Trick to soreness is workout regularly. Then you can act like it’s cause the gains instead of getting old.

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laughs in early-onset arthritis

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workout regularly. Then you can act like it’s cause the gains instead of getting old.

I know it’s “because” and not a misspelling of “causing,” but I’m delighted by the idea of someone working out and getting ripped, who secretly thinks it’s the act of aging that’s making him strong, and that working out is just a placebo

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and not a misspelling of “causing,”

You skipped right over the “workout” noun used as the verb combo “work out”. It’s jarring.

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54 points

Team robot with no back pain.

🤜🪵

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10 points

Beep boop!

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9 points

I can at least join you on team robot.

It hurts.

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7 points

I wonder what this says about our personalities

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5 points

That robot yoga combo

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43 points

Team dark castle

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