Follow Bill and Ted’s Law: Be excellent to each other.

And keep it in good humor.

3 points

But Julian did find the spots…on Ezri.

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EMH with ethical subroutines disabled

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He has ethical subroutines???

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Cat doctor from Lower Decks might cough up a hairball inside your phaser wound. On purpose.

Though considering Paul F. Thompkins plays the other doctor (the bird dude), he might be worse. We just never see him doing any doctor shit.

Also: What the hell are their names?! I’m so bad at remembering all the character’s names from LD. I only ever remember Boimler’s.

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left to right:

  • Phlox, USS Enterprise NX-01 (ENT)
  • Leonard “Bones” McCoy, USS Enterprise NCC-1701/-A (TOS)
  • Beverly Crusher, USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D/-E (TNG)
  • T’Ana, USS Cerritos NCC 75567 (LD)
  • Emergency Medical Hologram Mk. I, while there are many instantiations this one’s presumably “the Doctor,” USS Voyager NCC-74656/(-A) VOY/(+PRO, eventually)
  • Hugh Culber, USS Discovery NCC-1031/-A (DISCO)
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Dr.Migleemo is the ship’s counselor, so much closer to Troi than Crusher.

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Migleemo a’ Trois, in 3… 2… 1…

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Culber is the real sleeper here because he’ll deal stealth emotional damage. That sweet smile, those deep eyes, and then he says the most snarky, sarcastic shit you can imagine given the situation. This is the only way to tame Stamets after all.

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The cat doctor wins on account of being able to swear. But Dr. Culber gets bonus points for sarcastically delivering medical care on occasion.

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Not only for being able to swear, but for making liberal use of that privilege

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