God. They really are going to do this. And then scream and cry when people hate it.

“No, I am your father.”

“You’re absolutely right! When Obi-Wan told me about my father’s death, he probably meant that the person he knew my father as is dead, since your personality and appearance have changed drastically since then. I’m glad we could clear up this misunderstanding!”

I unironically think nic cage would kill it in a parody of this idea. Randomly gets and loses a prosthetic finger between scenes. The background changes slightly randomly. And instead of a full script he’s given the equivalent of a prompt for each scene and just has to “figure it out”

“Also, regarding the white genocide in south Africa…”

Sounds like a Donald Trump speech