I am also willing for you to go to jail.
And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.
“If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don’t know what I’m going to do – I will never speak to you again. You’ll never see me again.” —DJ Trump
“I Am Willing to Go to Jail”
The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.
I’m down for seeing it. I’m betting he will sob like a fucking baby.
“But he has a Secret Service detail! It can’t be done!”
Sure it can. Solitary confinement with a Secret Service agent right outside the door in rotating shift.
Heh. I’m not sure the secret service even needs to.
At a certain point, “we’re withdrawing protection” needs to be on the table.
Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.
How’s that working out? Pretty sure that they didn’t protect a bunch of info at his home.
Seems like the simplest method for dealing with traitors goes back to a long drop and a short rope.
If done right it can be relatively quick and painless. I have never felt the need to learnt to tie a noose, but I’ll give it a shot for that piece of filth.
I’m willing to gamble on him not actually remembering anything useful to those who would pay for it, hence the document hoarding.
I believe legally the President and their family get SS protection for life.
They use the phrase, ‘by law, the secret service is authorized to protect…’, but it only lasts until his children are 16. The spouse is authorized until they remarry (i never understood that,).
I don’t know what it would take for them not to provide that protection… but… I don’t know that it’s actually obligated so much as… heavily insisted upon.
He’s trailer trash that just happens to have money.
Have had money. Past tense. He’s flat broke now and probably spiraling in debt, especially now that New York is deleting his businesses there.
He’s a nepo baby. All that money came from daddy. He is a gigantic failure.
In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people’s lives
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president (also forgetting he ran a sweaty napkin of a campaign years prior) I always loved playing a couple songs by the Coup.
They had someone pretending to be him rap in one from 1994 (the joke being that he’s hated even by other rich assholes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrSk8Um2Sso (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-pimps-free-stylin-at-the-fortune-500-club-lyrics)
And in a powerful line in a track of their 2001 album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84bJG5qj96w (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-ghetto-manifesto-lyrics)
I practice this like a sport, met Donald Trump and he froze up
Standing on his Bentley yelling, “Pimps down, hoes up”
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
Of all the absurd claims that Trump supporters regularly make that’s one of the most absurd. Donald Trump hates New York because the NYC elites didn’t accept him as one of their own. The dude was a social pariah that had to resort to crashing parties because he’d never actually get an invite. Even the average New Yorker on the street has known since the '80s that he’s nothing but a silver-spooned fame seeking circus clown.
folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
In the late '80s and early 90s, Spy magazine did an annual “Top 10 Worst People” issue and Donald Trump always made it. Hilariously/depressingly each entry had a “mitigating factor” - Trump’s was always “at least he’s not in politics”.
Yes, I barely paid attention to such things, and I remember many people dunking on this asshole back in the 80s. I think Stern had him on later because just so many people hate this stuffed shirt daddy’s boy long, long before he ran in 2015.
I’ve hated Donald Trump since he ruined our Christmas Eve in 1989.
When I was young, we had a family tradition of buying a new board game every year for Christmas. It was the one gift we would open as a family on Christmas Eve, so we’d have something new and fun to do together for the evening. In 1989, Milton Bradley released Trump: The Game. My older brother, who has always been interested in ways to get rich, was a fan of Donald Trump at the time (he got better), and insisted that we get the game that year. It was awful. We played it once and I don’t think we ever opened the box again. It was somehow simultaneously too confusing and too simplistic to be fun.
I thought this was going to go in a different direction. I thought you were going to say that he ruined Christmas because he didn’t pay for work performed by one of your parents. It was a thing! People in South Jersey used to hate him because of that. Many of them now love him and somehow seem to have forgotten the damage he did in the '90s.
Oh, God. I asked for that game as well and unfortunately got it. Worst board game I’ve ever played. Thought it would be close to Monopoly… or even Hotels which also came out in the 80s and was decent. Couldn’t be more wrong. I think I still have it in my childhood closet. I would sell it on eBay, but I think I’m just gonna toss it into the garbage… while also letting the pieces fall out so no one else can play it. He’s been grifting people his whole life.
I love referencing this Golden Girls clip: https://youtu.be/rkh_Ig7JLLA?si=bFJ9khRA1XHH22qf
“You are bright. You are charming. You are the anti-Trump!”
I remember seeing him in Home Alone: Lost in New York. I screamed at Kevin not to talk to creepy strangers.
Fun fact: Donald Trump is the only cast member of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York to be impeached twice by the US House of Representatives
Yeah, as a French kid I was blissfully unaware of who Donald Trump was, the cameo flew over my head and I found this scene pretty weird.
He really does seem to be trying to emulate Hitler, right down to running for office while in prison for an attempted coup. The only difference was that Hitler was not quite 40 when he did that. If Trump goes to actual prison (and doesn’t get some cushy house arrest), he is old enough that he doesn’t have much time left after that.
This is exactly it, but he foresees becoming some kind of political prisoner ‘martyr for the cause’ that will ‘surely rally everyone behind him’ for the election.
Unfortunately I’m not sure he’s wrong.
And I guarantee you no one filthy rich faces a real prison sentence that anyone of us would face. He’d be living better than most of us in prison. Even if he’s found guilty of tons of crimes they’ll find a way he doesn’t have to go to prison though, because all bullshit aside, they’re all friends. Remember Clinton’s secret memo to boost Trump up in the primaries?
Back in highschool i studied ww2 specifically the Nazis. Was was astonished that anyone could pull that off. Used to think “how the hell was he able to get all these people behind his bullshit?” And “people have learned and hopefully it never repeats itself”. Then trump won and it became clear how hitler pulled it all off.