383 points

Aren’t fantasies fun?

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He’s so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

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28 points

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

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Not all broads are like me…

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5 points

What’s the deal with airplane food though?

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But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

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96 points

What kind of robot thinks “hey are you waiting for someone” sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who’s been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks “hey are you waiting for someone”? I instinctually interpret it as “do you have any witnesses arriving soon?”

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21 points

You’ve been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

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18 points

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn’t at all a foreign thing to say

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They had fun together, but she didn’t go all the way because they were family.

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41 points

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30 points

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let’s be honest, he probably hadn’t even attempted it once.

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3 points

Homie did the math!

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16 points

That’s the one we call the Boebert.

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15 points

It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

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12 points

The date pulled out the same crap so each had half a point.

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7 points

He’s starting a business lah!

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6 points

Their hands instead.

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112 points

10 times

85%

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57 points

That’s fucking 8 times and a blowie

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Well, that turns 8/10 into 10/8, cuz you reverse the top and bottom.

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25 points

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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7 points

fire alarm goes off

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18 points

85% of the time, it works every time!

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2 points

WHEN it works, it works.

Success rate 100% in case it works.

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3 points

I caught this math too…haha That poor woman…

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102 points

I’d rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

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This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

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95 points

I’ve posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

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48 points

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

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31 points

oh damn, a perfect score

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60% of the time, it works every time.

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