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Hell, yeah! Sign me in.

Sidenote: Install bidet.

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29 points

But bidet is in white house

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6 points

Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)

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3 points

Bout to take him to browntown.

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52 points

Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?

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15 points

That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there’s nothing in there

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I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?

I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge

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15 points

Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.

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6 points

I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms

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it’s time for your 4pm communal pissing

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3 points

The lounge should be next to the patio ngl

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21 points

Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.

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26 points

If you think you’re gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you’ve got another thing coming.

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18 points

Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion

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