56 points

Join the self-checkout gang

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You’d think so, but even then I feel pressure. People go to the self checkouts for the quick and convenient process . Then here I am holding EVERYONE UP trying to gather my bags and fumbling around with my receipt. Every time.

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16 points

Relish it. Go through your receipt and verify every item is in the bags. Bonus points for ticking off each entry with a pen and confirming the SKUs are correct.

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4 points

Point out on the card where uncle touchy touched you.

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2 points

You monster.

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5 points

Just be like the slow driver in the left lane not giving a fuck.

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3 points

sounds like your area needs more stores or at least more terminals, all the stores i’ve been to basically never have a queue for the self checkout.

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21 points

Did a self checkout recently at a store I’d never been to before. Went through pretty smooth, shoved receipt in my pocket, and then saw they had little security gates and a receipt scanner, so I had to fish out the crumpled paper from my pocket, fumble around trying to find the barcode thing, and of course it also had a random QR code that I tried to scan for like a minute until the security guard had to come over and help me. Luckily it wasn’t that busy, but if there had been someone waiting behind me it woulda been a nightmare.

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6 points

Nope. Back in my day we got service buying gas. Now I have to pay more for gas and do it myself. You are destroying a society, and to a point making somebody not being able to have a job for as long as possible. You pay extra and corporate benefits

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18 points

Eh, it’s just unecessary. I’m all in favor of phasing out boring, repetitive jobs. Have humans do fun things while robots run shit we don’t want to deal with.

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8 points

My man, you the robot.

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4 points

Except that’s not what happens

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4 points

Yeah, all those fun things you can do without a job like sleeping in my car or wandering the streets.

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3 points

This is why my home town has a bylaw indicating that fuel can only be dispensed by personnel of the business retailing the fuel. Sometimes people from out of town do insist on pumping their own gas though.

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2 points

Sounds like a decent community. Kudos.

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3 points

I guess thats a fair point. I was talking more about stores tho where you can choose between self-checkout and normal checkout.

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1 point

It will lead to self checkout only and security personal being the only employee. Basically you can see this at a gas station

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1 point

There’s no stopping automation. Even if the cashiers were free the big players would still go to a self service model.

It’s faster and less error prone, meaning more customers, meaning more profit.

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It’s not automation if I have to do it instead. What you are describing is those amazon stores with cameras up to each customers rectum - and even amazon is closing these down.

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Yeah except the exact change, coupon hounds and just generally dim folks tie those up too. And it’s a 4:1 fuck up.

I was in Home Depot and some donut was trying to buy a grill he wheeled in from the display outside through self checkout. The. Demanded to not have a floor model. Tied up the cashier for a hot minute. Meanwhile another old lady started flagging down some rando to help with a coupon that I’m fairly sure was fucking years expired. And some third poor soul had a legit problem but was in donut purgatory for a bit.

The checkout line guy was literally faster. But I wasn’t in a hurry and was just enjoying the show and letting others cut and go through the non self checkout. It was fucking mesmerizing.

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2 points

Or just the paying with card gang…

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Self-checkout gives me so much anxiety 😭

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44 points

Exactly what it feels like. Had this happen once and the 5 people behind me were like “dude calm down we’re not gonna shoot you lol, take your time”. Which didn’t calm me down. At all. 😂

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5 points

Understandably, shooting someone isn’t really something one should joke about

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7 points

I don’t live in America or Brazil if that helps haha

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That’s something you’ll lose with age and some self confidence, take your time, everyone else is taking yours too.

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20 points

The problem is the idiot cashiers that want to hand you the coins, bills, and receipts in one pile. Do they not know those go 3 different places?

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8 points

They do it this way in Japan. The solution is simple: you take everything, move to the self-bagging area (most supermarkets are self-bagging), and do your sorting and tidying there.

Just a few tables to get things in order before leaving the store.

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6 points

Is that not the standard way to hand them to a customer?

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5 points

AFAIK it is.

Not really sure why people are putting away their money while still standing in line anyways. I just step out of the way and let the next person go while I put away my cash and stuff.

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1 point

How am I supposed to do that? I need 2 hands to separate the coins, bills, and receipt, but then I don’t have a hand to carry what I bought.

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3 points

Yeah, we need a third arm!

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2 points

Good cashiers give them so separated in one hand that you can easily put everything where is belongs one at a time. I see them and i appreciate it

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1 point

Former cashier here, we’re minimizing effort and germs because we don’t get paid enough to care. Our hearts are not in it.

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11 points

Idgaf what’s five seconds gonna waste you? I’m already done with my purchase.

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