Before I read the whole thing I thought the “CRUNCH” was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I’m so glad it’s just dobby being free.
master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender
This is wonderfully cursed
I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.
And even after doing it myself once, I’ve still never understood the “cum sock” that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around… that’s just fucking disgusting.
I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse
At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand…
It makes cleanup easier.
- Jack off
- Cum in sock
- Put it back on the shelf
- Leave the department store
thanks i hate it