15 points

Before I read the whole thing I thought the “CRUNCH” was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I’m so glad it’s just dobby being free.

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11 points

master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

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24 points

This is wonderfully cursed

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If it’s a pleasure thing, Is it something that’s performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don’t have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

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7 points

When you’re 14 yeah

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I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I’ve still never understood the “cum sock” that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around… that’s just fucking disgusting.

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Oh that’s where my socks go!

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13 points

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

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8 points

“objectively”

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19 points

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand…

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4 points

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

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8 points

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

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121 points

It makes cleanup easier.

  • Jack off
  • Cum in sock
  • Put it back on the shelf
  • Leave the department store
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2 points

Don’t forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

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19 points

It sounds so absurd

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16 points

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

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4 points

thanks i hate it

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