IMHO, it’s a horrible hack that is just broken. It’s obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. XCquit[ESC][ESC]C

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The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

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Why would you quit vim?

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To open nano of course

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Because you meant to open ed: the standard text editor.

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you can also accomplish that by turning off city’s electrical grid

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Takes too long for the UPS to run down…

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I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

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I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

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"I can read this Perl scrip"t should translate to “I’m lying”.

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The first phrase spoken when opening a new project, be it yours or someone elses… “What the fuck…”

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What fucking idiot wrote this? Looking at your own code from 6 months ago

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