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10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours

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Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala

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The final say

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An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!

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Or you could die chocked… Die on your own way!

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Power to the people!

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The Rich

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Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.

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The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me

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I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.

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This is wholesome! Good on you.

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He’s on death row… So maybe he’s not that wholesome.

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Haha yeah but why is he on death row?

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