Round 1: 200 votes for Jordan
Round 2: 199 votes for Jordan
Round 3: 194 votes for Jordan
Additional detractors this round:
Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA): Jordan round 2, McHenry round 3
Tom Kean Jr. (R-NY): Jordan round 2, McCarthy round 3
Marc Molinaro (R-NY): Jordan round 2, Zeldin round 3
Other GOP changes:
Wesley Hunt (R-TX): Jordan round 2, absent round 3
Derrick Van Orden (R-WI): Jordan round 2, absent round 3
Aside from the content, I want to take a moment to appreciate how this has such an informative title!:-)
Here, I’ll fix it:
Oh no! Jim Jordan loses the Speaker vote for a third time! You won’t believe how many hold outs there were!
Followed by 10 paragraphs of SEO ridden, AI generated drivel that buries the answer to the point you give up on finding it
The idea of Jordan being speaker was one of the stupidest and most offensive ideas they’ve come up with recently, so it’s nice that it isn’t working out.
Their lawyers quietly let them know there’s a rule prohibiting a candidate for speaker from winning if they’re under federal indictment facing more than a year of jail time. “Better shut the fuck up about that before you get the reason this can’t happen thrown in your face.”
I read somewhere that a group of 55 republicans who plan to make sure he gets less votes every round. To rub in how much they don’t want him.
Nelson:
Ha ha
Lol, I’m fuckin Canadian, I live in the UK, I’m not a republican drone. I was riffing off the Simpsons reference…fuck me I guess.
Everyone needs a speaker. This is the best speaker that I could nominate. Should he therefore be made the subject of fun?
