22 points

My 5’5 ass: “phew”

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17 points

You think we’re going to be measuring?

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13 points

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

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20 points

I need proper units

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18 points

Approx. 163 cm

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2 points

I think they’re called healthcare units

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19 points

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

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15 points

I’m in trouble!

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12 points

If you’re gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

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