Chinese publication HKEPC reported that Chinese authorities caught a smuggler trying to sneak almost $32,000 worth of SSD through customs.
“Officer, I am telling you those are my ABS! I’ve just been hitting the gym a lot. Hey, don’t lift up my shirt.”
How the hell did this guy think he was gonna bypass the scanner?
Sometimes I wonder if these people are paid to do stupid shit like this knowing it’ll cause a distraction while the real smuggling operation is going through
Sometimes I wonder if these people are paid to do stupid shit like this knowing it’ll cause a distraction while the real smuggling operation is going through
This makes the most sense to me. I was having trouble understanding the motive / risk-assessment, but this seems plausible. Thanks.
You could say, he was caught flashing.
Actually he didn’t get arrested because of the SSDs, what got him in trouble was 420 TB of Winnie the pooh pictures.
Nothing beats the bandwidth of a ~~VW bus full of mag tape~~ man with SSDs taped to his stomach.
Edit: You guys don’t have strike through markdown yet?
You would have thought he would have been fast enough to outrun the cops.
