Y’all seem to be taking your first shower.
Hand-egg.
As far as I am aware, the foot in football originally referred to the fact that it was a game played on foot rather than on horse back (as opposed to polo for example).
Yes and no. Literally every game starts with a kick, and there are other common kicks/punts. But yeah, it’s mostly handball.
Is this rage bait?
There is both kicking, albeit sporadically, and an oblong ball in American football.