34 points

Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.

We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don’t open the cage.

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It’s ok, it’ll take Mark a few hours to unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon’s corpse whole. Then he’s gunna find a nice warm rock to lay on and digest.

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8 points

I think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses

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3 points

Putting our mouths where their money is? No, I don’t like that after all…

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2 points

You’d probably catch a buzz at least if you could get over the stds

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8 points

If we don’t open the cage, how do we let the lions in?

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3 points

They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.

If they’ve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. It’ll be a hit!

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15 points

Can’t they just fist-fight each other and disappoint all of the viewers already?

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15 points

I’m confused, I thought Elon was trying to kill Twitter on purpose.

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3 points

Good ol’ fash brain rot. The idols are simultaneously genius who master plan everything like 5D chess, and poor victims who are marginalized and constantly being bullied by the big bad woke.

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1 point

He has made over 200m a day since the api changes. -Some statistic I read. I.e trust me bro.

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13 points

Is anyone surprised Musk is throwing another hissy fit?

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Mastodon is goin end up with a Zuk

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13 points

Woah crazyyyy, free speech absolutist capitalist seems to hate competition. I wonder why!

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5 points

Something something free market something something capitalism

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We’re treating Meta as a threat to our community too.

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While I personally don’t, the difference between this and that is that most people here, together as a community, have decided, again together, that they don’t want to federate with Meta apps because of a long history of privacy and other abuses.

That’s not the same thing as another billionaire pissed off because they are doing exactly what capitalism is “supposed to do”

Do better or die is the whole philosophy no?

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The whole philosophy of capitalism is “Economic interaction must be voluntary to be valid.

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Those things don’t sound mutually exclusive

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You don’t see the conflict?

Here it’s a case of hypocrisy, as it’s a conflict between berating someone else for some behavior, and engaging in it ourselves.

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