It absorbs oil really well
Non-american here. Why would u want to use ur flag as toilet paper anyway?
Counterpoint: why shouldn’t you?
A flag is a piece of fabric. People who swear their allegiance to it only tell the people more powerful than them that they will do any horrific things they are told as long as it uses that exact pattern of colours. They lose their individualism.
Know what else is a fabric? Toilet paper.
Counter-counterpoint: it’ll clog your pipes and ruin your septic system if you flush fabric.
That’s really the only reason not to use a flag.
They claim you have freedom of speech, and yet if you burn an american flag you get put on a terrorist watch list.
Yeah It’s pretty ridiculous. There’s been lots of cases of people who attended a flag burning for the fuck of it and ended up on a watch list. Even the guys who do it annually just as a statement that they can ended up on there. It’s not technically illegal but the state REALLY wishes it was.
This will free my butthole.
So you’re just never gonna wipe again once you run out instead of buying more TP? 🤔
