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Ancient city-sized dragon that is eons older that any surviving historical text or man-made structures in the world, speaking to the dwarf that stands bravely before her: “Well ain’t chu just the most precious lil’ thang I ever did lay eyes on! Wut’s yer name, sugah?”

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Yer here ta kill me? Oh, honey, bless yer heart!

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My papy were what you would call an elder dragon, so unless you got the fire power to take down Mrs. Tiamat you don’t stand a chance against me, sugah.

So why don’t you just cool your heels, I’ll go make us some tea, and you can tell me about what’s going on in the world these days.

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No one decided that, if you’re looking at Tolkien based fantasy then of course it’s British because it’s British fantasy

All of the Asian fantasy I’ve seen has been populated by people of their respective country.

Everyone knows the Grim Reaper is Jamaican

This post is stupid, just write your desired fantasy

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True. I never interpreted those all caps as having an accent, I just had them as words so heavy you heard them with your bones, not your ears.

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This Jamaican Grim Reaper thing might have some merit

https://youtu.be/DP_2664OXks?si=oxuSJBd10EMs6tCq

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He doesn’t sound very Jamaican to me

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Yesh. This is so cringe.

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Not to mention the history and lore of such things are immense in well-documented European and Asian history. The majority of that fantasy stuff comes from ancient cultures and societies peppered around those geographical areas. I’m sure that would be much the same everywhere if it weren’t for the lack of it being so heavily documented.

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I don’t want none of them there dragons yonder.

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Got daym goblins stole mah moonshine.

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I tell you what them there walking skeletons ain’t right.

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Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 and back o’ the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain’t right.

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I reckon

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This gave me an idea for a fantasy dramedy about hobbit moonshiners. Unfortunately, I’m not a writer so if anyone wants to take my four word pitch and run with it please do

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Hey! We don’t take kindly to dragons 'round here!

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What better way to break immersion than have your quest giver start screaming GO ON GIT

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This is some Bollywood shit

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It would be funny we had a fantasy world where twang accents are considered posh while British accents are considered casual like just imagine a knight saying “I’ma gonna go kill dis here dragon”.

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Why so much room for activities on this image?

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cropping hard

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It’s free real-estate.

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