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I’ve slowly been coming to terms with the fact that my most enduring legacy on the internet is going to be tweeting a screenshot of my local library’s Facebook page.

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Celebrating librarians is a wonderful legacy!

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I’m so happy this post made its way onto the Fediverse. <3

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Just know you put a smile on a lot of faces, including mine :)

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Best content on Twitter most likely. You did good.

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Small world.

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This is one of my favorite images, it brightens my day every time I see it. I save it in my phone, I send it to my friends.

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‘Anti Prom’ in a library sounds like an event I’d attend. I’d prefer it with snakes though.

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from American films, it’s that the snakes are at prom.

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Or on a plane. On the way to prom.

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Snakes on a Prom

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To pron.

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Addendum: don’t snack on snakes. Snakes will not be provided as snacks on either date.

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Snake snacks = No

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PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

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PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

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No snacks for poor snakes? :(

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Snakes will be provided as dates, did I understand that right?

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Dates will be provided as snacks.

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Figs, raisins or sultanas may be included as well on the date.

Bringing outside dates is acceptable. Bringing dates outside is encouraged.

Dating librarians is also encouraged.

Carbon dating librarians, however, is unacceptable and considered insulting.

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Does this include jelly snakes?

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Please do not feed snakes jelly snakes. While not technically cannibalism, we do not wish to encourage the possibility.

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If a jelly snake eats its own tail will it dissappear or cause a rip in jelly spacetime?

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Random little anecdote: A kid at my school got suspended for 2 weeks for calling the school librarian hot. This happened years ago and it was a big scandal lmao

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Two weeks for that sounds excessive. Imagine if they said that the librarian was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, that kid would be in prison to this day.

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Suspension at all is a bit over the top for some dumb thing a kid said. Maybe have them write an essay about why it’s not something you’d say to people.

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Is she tho?

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This was like 15 years ago but yeah she was cute!

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Straight to jail!

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Obviously, she was a librarian

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Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
Jake: I know. She’s like a librarian.
Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
Jake: No, a regular one!

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In 2nd grade in the 80s, I got suspended for three days for flicking raisins

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That is excessive, ridiculously so. But, like, did you want to get ants because that is how you get ants.

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Van Halen weeps

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Kids at my school thought I had a crush on the librarian’s daughter who helped out there sometimes. I denied it, but actually I probably did.

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One of my duties at work is IT Support for librarians in the State Penitentiaries. I have so much respect for librarians and their profession. They deserve more support from our governments. They are people making a difference.

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I respect your job.

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