76 points

The red squiggly underlines make me sad.

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Screenshooting a Word document is utterly disgusting.

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Absolutely! It should be an OpenDocument Spreadsheet

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4 points

Screenshooting, lol.

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46 points

I’m an American and I approve this message.

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29 points

Go to sleep!

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30 points

I just awoke from 21ks of sleep.

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This just made me think, why haven’t those damn commie Europeans with their fancy metric system come up with a better system for measuring time yet?

People like to talk a lot of shit about how subjective the definitions for an inch or a mile are, but I never hear complaints about how a second or an hour are antiquated and based on things that only make sense from an Earth-centric point of view.

I just feel like someone be mad at Americans for still using hours (ugh, trivially decided on the amount of time it takes the Earth to rotate) and not something like the amount of time it takes for 1 kilogram of water to decay via natural radiation when under a vacuum.

By the way, before downvoting, this post is heavy with /s in case it wasn’t obvious.

Edit: I just looked up the formal definition of a second and it is “the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom”.

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43 points

God, I wish we used this here. It is such a better system than our system of potholes being measured in washing machines in some parts of the country.

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15 points

What you’re too fancy to divide by 25.4 or multiply by .0397?

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3 points

…1" ≈ 2 ½ cm, 5’ ≈ 1 ½ m, close-enough to convert in your head…

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0 points

Multiplication by a number smaller than one is division

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2 points

Correct

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8 points

Me head has a dent the size of two small pollocks, or a couple elderly bonobo tits, if you like.

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We do use it where necessary; in science, engineering and the military, for example. Some of our imperial units suck, but others, like pounds and feet and inches are superior because they are more intuitive. The reality is that it’s a non-issue for most people and because of that we will almost always have some version of a mixed system, as do most of the other Anglophone countries.

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What? How is feet and pounds more intuitive? To me metric is more intuitive and imperials are whole another language, because I only learnt metric in school and only remember very few things in imperial (such as some dimensions on specific parts of bicycles).

Converting yards to inches in your head is near damn impossible, but you don’t even need to count to know 5.25km is 5250m or 525000cm

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39 points

It’s deca, not deka

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6 points

Not in German 😶

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No the ‘da’ is universal for ‘×10’. In german for example it’s also Mikro and languages can translate their prefixes as they want, as long as 1 km means 1000 meters and 1 ng means 1×10^-9 grams it is right by the International System of Units.

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26 points

American who just woke up… upvote cuz metric

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Downvote cuz screenshot, and SWAT OP cuz Word.

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3 points

Too early, back to bed with ya! *smacks with pan*

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