2 points
Death is scary?
3 points
4 points
2 points
2 points
I swear, taxes and rent are scarier than all of these combined.
4 points
I’d be more scared of being a non-Christian in the U.S. if the theocrats ever end the separation of church and state. I won’t need to worry about taxes and rent while I’m in a “re-education” camp.
2 points
9 points
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The guys at my school weren’t even aware this was a thing. For context, they were putting a cross up for Halloween decorations. I believe it’s still up there because they argued it was for cultural education or something?
2 points
11 points
Your list is missing that slimy thing down the drain making noises.
14 points
