207 points

Importance, or lack of work contribution? Smaller screen = works less.

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109 points

Importance as in payment, probably

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They’ll say that their work is mainly talking to other people

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Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

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22 points

Disgusting.

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12 points

Well, if the company gets fined for mismanaging or committing fraud, who do you think they will fire?

A scapegoat is very important.

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28 points

who do you think they will fire?

10 to 20 percent of the workforce, so the CEO still can get a bonus.

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10 points

Exactly. This is America. 40% and install AI if it’s 2025 or later.

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Yuuuup. My last company let go of 20% in a single round of layoffs

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True for the phone and tablet, but for any sort of computer that is not true

I work on a laptop with virtual desktops and I am much more productive that way than with a big screen… Or two big screens.

Everything is in the center of my field of view, I know which VD of my 3x3 grid holds what. It’s much more efficient for me than bigger screens could ever be. And that is not for lack of trying!

It just depends on the person.

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You just changed how I think about virtual screens. I feel like Khan being unloaded on by Kirk.

I decided long ago that I liked the single monitor with multiple desktops. But in my head they have always been a line of desktops instead of a grid.

Somewhere there is a mathematician who uses a hyper cube array of desktops…

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When I discovered it can be arranged in a grid, it made VDs so much more useful.

Cause a line of the same amount of VDs (9)… Ugh, not fun haha

Even though you can map each to a shortcut, it’s still tougher to use than a grid with directional shortcuts!

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2 points

Grid VDs club. Although I only use 2x2 because toggle up/down/righ/left is complicated enough for my brain.

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2 points

Maybe a cross setup would work for you if you ever need a 5th VD :)

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2 points

I’ll often have documentation on another monitor, so I can full-screen my code and still reference the documentation without switching windows.

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I prefer to switch down to the VD with the doc on fullscreen than noving my head to another monitor

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VDs arranged in a grid ? Why ?

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Faster switch. Think each column being 1-3 and each row as A-C

B2 is my terminals, B3 is my IDE, B1 is a secondary IDE (for instance, DataGrip), C row is browser windows, A1-2 is temporary, not often used windows, A3 is communication apps. I mostly use A3, B2-3 and C2-3. It’s all mapped in my head so I can instantly switch to whichever VD I need.

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Exactly, this is why the most ‘important’ person just uses a phone they are the most efficient with the smallest screen

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5 points

It’s the same thing. The workers work, management just makes sure the workers work.

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The job of people around the CEO is primarily to make decisions. All this huge chain of managers is needed only to aggregate information so that the CEO can make an informed decision. This is how many large companies operate. I would even say that there is a direct correlation between the size of the campaign and the number of monitors at the bottom.

The flip side of sitting behind a huge monitor is that you won’t stay outside with a huge number of your employees if you make the wrong decision. It’s just a different job.

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Your description is basically of a “spherical CEO in a vacuum”, ie. the ideal and abstract version of how corporations should operate. It has very little to do with reality

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Well, I can only write from my own experience. I’ve worked for several major campaigns in my life. In banks, in telecom operators. And it’s almost always been like this. And where there was none, the campaign collapsed. Not in a moment, of course, because campaigns, like people, do not die instantly, but age and degrade. But as a result, it was.

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Have you worked with very many CEOs at SMEs? Based on my experience it seems to match the description, by and large.

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there is a direct correlation between the size of the campaign and the number of monitors at the bottom.

From my limited experience, it’s the size/amount of monitors at the top that correlates with company size, not at the bottom. At my 5-person software company, almost everyone works with multiple screens, except one of the three founders who still works mainly on a laptop display at least

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Its almost as if the more real work you do, the less you matter.

I wonder what would happen if the higher up in a company you get, the less you got payed. I’d imagine more actual work would be accomplished.

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The higher you go the closer you get to the people who actually controls the capital. The CEO can have a personal relationship with the board, people who do actual work are merely a number to the higher-ups.

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5 points

The CEO is usually on the board and a lot of the other board members will also be CEOs but yes

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10 points

It saddens me the fact that there are people out there wanting to do more work.

The game is rigged. Do nothing and get paid.

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3 points

Agree with you but depends on where someone work. It’s rare but some work are undeniably positive to the society.

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2 points

Have you been watching me at work?

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Just had a conversation with someone on this last weekend. They’re what I call someone dependent on corporate daycare. They need to be working or they lack self value. Their boss is an ass, hardly works and this guy thinks he’s slacking at 12 hours a day (exaggerated only a little).

What are you doing that is so important? Is it saving someone’s life? Life changing cancer drugs? No no, it’s a PowerPoint that shows the progress on the projects of equally less important tasks that is only making your boss look good.

And the fucker still thinks he’s not WORKING HARD ENOUGH!!

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Yeah it is truly sad. I wish with all my heart that I could have one of those government jobs where I would do the minimum and still get paid well, but sadly, I am stuck in the corporate world.

Thankfully, I just give them my 1% and do the Barr minimum to get the annual increments…but fuck I just hate wasting 8 hours of my life a day doing worthless computer shit. It pays the bills though.

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I wouldn’t be in the field if I didn’t enjoy the work.

However I’ve positioned myself to make sure no work is ever unpaid, unless it’s for my own future startup idea.

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Perfecting the art of brown-nosing.

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56 points

I have three monitors. FUCK.

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I have eight. 🤡

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Most monitors has got to be the security guard’s CCTV, so it does track!

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Ok I just wana know your hardware setup. Not really the monitors but what you are doing for video output. Assuming either specialized cards with alot of dvi outputs(mini dvi?) or multiple gpus or even just dvi dasiychain?

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I’m counting laptop screens as 1 and externals as 1.

3 laptops all with secondary monitors and two surface devices attached to my wall.

the surfaces are displaying system monitoring and portfolio details

laptop a is for job a

laptop b is for job b

laptop c is personal

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3 points

They got you taking care of the cockroach problem in the basement?

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3 points

And they took his stapler

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2 points

Same. No wonder I’m burnt out. The human brain can only handle so many screens at the same time :/

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2 points

I bring a portable screen from home, bringing me to a total of 4 with the laptop screen.

But I just like lots of monitors

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I feel wrong.

I have an iPhone, and a laptop and 2 screens.

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That’s four screens total. You’re first on the chopping block.

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Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

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11 points

Maybe your company is a statistical outlier

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Nah, actually, in a typical company the lower down the ranks you are the less likely you are to be fired, statistically speaking (to a point, of course you’re more likely to be fired while on probation or something).

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This is true. CEOs generally last very short before they’re fired. Any normal person would be set for life by their compensation package, though.

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Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

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and yet… if it’s a company that’s a bit slack on security, the right command in the right place by someone with 2 monitors can kill the company dead.

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A few well placed commands by a few lowly 2 monitor types are always the kind of things that derail companies on a fundamental level.

What senior management always forget is that they need us vastly more than we need them…

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If all the two-monitor people get up and walk out, the company stops.

You can lose any other single rung there and still push on.

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My spouse and I work for a contractor that is having trouble hiring experienced people like us, so they have been hiring fresh grads outta school. There is a limited pool of experience here, so when management throws a fit one of us is overloaded or gets sick and can’t meet the budget or deadline, it ends with nothing because they can’t afford to lose us. We work on the power grid and it’s a relatively small pool of engineers doing the work we do. Also, I’m rocking two work laptops with a home setup of 4 monitors and an office setup of 3, but still feel pretty important!

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