Girl, are you a posadist utopia? Because your explosive mood swings and ikea dolphin collection really make me think you are out of this world.

Girl are you a posadist utopia because it’s easier to imagine aliens handing you to me than working up the courage to ask you out

Girl are you a posadist utopia because you are so dolFINE and I wanna explore heavenly bodies with you.

You like being called a girl?

I was dating an anarchist but instead of fucking me he’d just sit on the edge of the bed going on and on about how great’d be when we finally came together

Me too but I’m easy