Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.
shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love
Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it’s hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!
Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it’s hilarious.
I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.
