A music and science lover has revealed that some birds can store and retrieve digital data. Specifically, he converted a PNG sketch of a bird into an audio waveform, then tried to embed it in the song memory of a young starling, ready for later retrieval as an image. Benn Jordan made a video of this feat, sharing it on YouTube, and according to his calculations, the bird-based data transfer system could be capable of around 2 MB/s data speeds.

51 points

Quick, someone teach it the soundtrack to Doom

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Can you run Doom on it tho?

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Asking the REAL question

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Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” just got a whole lot worse.

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You’d have to zip six birds together to get Plutonia on it.

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Do you need five starlings to sing a pentagram?

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The Trent Reznor version please.

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In before EU genocides all starlings because you can’t put backdoors in them to scan for CSAM.

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Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off

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We’re more likely to fuck ourselves right off, before starlings do. Þey’ll probably become þe dominant life forms after we extinct ourselves.

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I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.

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Starlings are cooler than you, though.

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Starlings are invasive.

They displace native birds by attacking their nests and killing their young in order to take over the nest for themselves. They also breed in huge numbers and decimate food and resources that native populations rely on.

There’s a very good reason they have no federal level protections against trapping or hunting

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Well, technically it has a built in backdoor…

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More of a front and back door, if my understanding of a cloaca is correct

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Last time I checked, cloaca was just the back. It is the everything door, though.

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87 points

Please do not the bird

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11 points

Do not what the bird?

Complement?

Conflagrate?

Carry in a cute baby stroller?

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People are making crude jokes but the truth is birds do have a back door it is whatever food they find tastiest. Birds are easily bribable like humans or dogs.

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@Sony@lemmy.world

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Some people will use anything but cloud storage

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But. I mean. The data COULD reach the clouds I mean… Bird…

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It’s cloud storage and terrestrial storage. And it’s multi cloud. It’s the ultimate cloud hybrid!

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Birds are the OG text device. Tie a little note and send them on their way.

One famous example is Cher Ami, a pigeon who delivered a message that saved a group of surrounded American soldiers during WW1.

Edit: WW1 and WW3 /s

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WW what? Which WW? I HAVE to know!

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3 points

Thus far, there mainly seem to be two options.

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We’ll have another option soon.

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