180 points

I see you like things that work. We’ve decided that we’ll break it, and sell you the solution. We call it service.

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Them: this is pretty good right? And affordable too!

Me: yeah it’s decent, don’t touch anything

Them: we’ve put in ads

Me: what? I don’t want ads, wtf

Them: bro, totally have you covered. No ads for $12.99 a month

Me: arr matey, don’t worry yerself 🦜🏴‍☠️

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This is why I felt like the best thing we all could do is reject every ounce of advertising we could. Marker up all the billboards. If you’re watching a video and x3 3 minutes ads play, Leave comments about how the product gave you a bad rash. Make it so all these companies remove themselves from spaces we enjoy. It would also help get rid of the fucking content creators trying to be a copy of the latest and greatest channel but instead waters down the internet with the 10000000 clone of the latest and greatest

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I agree. I also think ads do influence us way more than almost anyone would believe or admit. Why else would companies spend hundreds of millions of dollars on ads without batting an eye. Many products cost as much or less than their ad campaign cost to make.

So I try to avoid ads as much as possible. I haven’t seen or heard an ad in a long time aside from billboards and posters which are basically impossible to avoid.

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Why does winamp now require ads and $12.99/ month to run?! It was free back in 1997!

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Not sure if this is a serious comment, but in case it is, try foobar2k.

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Hmm, sorry my associate was meaning “temporary solution”, about every year you will need a new one. And we are so generous that if you buy two years in advance we will give you a 10% rebate and a big ole sticker with our brand in bold colors on it so you can give us free publicity.

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91 points

We beat scarcity. We’re up to our eyeballs in labor-saving technology. We just left people in charge who cannot imagine using it to save labor.

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35 points

It’s about control. They don’t want to lose that control. They don’t deserve that control. We need to take control back.

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You don’t deserve control either.

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0 points

This is public interest ad made by myself- use your fu*king brain consumer brainnnn

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Exactly, automation shouldn’t kick some people out of jobs and leave others just as overworked as before, it should automate things that don’t absolutely need humans and just decrease the workload of (currently) irreplaceable people so that more people can work as much as one did before and still get the same salary.

Hell, unemployment as a whole should not exist in the modern era. If there’s “too few jobs”, decrease working hours and increase wages accordingly so the total monthly/yearly/whatever pay is the same. And if there just physically aren’t enough resources to accomodate so many people having decent salaries (which is absolutely not the case right now), then we should start talking about overpopulation.

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And if there just physically aren’t enough resources to accomodate so many people having decent salaries (which is absolutely not the case right now), then we should start talking about overpopulation.

Don’t blame overpopulation, blame the C-levels who think they need to take home 500k+ a year salaries.

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The problem is as long there is no national wide law that forces companies to do so one would have much higher costs employing 2 people half time for the same job as 1 full time (with unpaid overtime of course as a bonus). And a Business that can’t compete won’t exist long. Or rather nobody even tries it because only greedy people are getting in high power positions for some reason.

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69 points

But have you considered the following:

Capitalism good because freedom and innovation.

Bet you feel dumb now.

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I bet OP posted this using an iphone, I am very ismart vuvusela

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Mhh yes freedom through capitalism. I love the freedom Apple gives me over their device that I bought but don’t own. Or when Samsung locks devices in mexico because they can and people in mexico dare to buy used phones.

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3 points

You don’t understand, that’s for your protection so you can feel safer and even more freedomery

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No because freedom and innovation have nothing to do with capitalism? If anything the opposite?

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24 points

It’s sarcasm friend, I know capitalism is basically the opposite of that.

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6 points

What! You mean I can’t make new things or grow because of financial predators?

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Darn, what was I thinking /s

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The thing about capitalism is that it DOES promote freedom and innovation. The problem is that continuous innovation is rarely profitable so companies generally won’t bother innovating after a certain point and the text on the reverse side of the freedom coin is “free from consequences”

Capitalism is like… a good start to a much better economic system we haven’t figured out yet.

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You’re not at all wrong. The problem is now we’re all so “bought in” (heh) to capitalism, and the power it has established its so entrenched, that the idea of iterating on it has become so close to literal blasphemy as makes no odds.

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66 points

The sight of Theresa May dance-walking to ABBA was an insult to the United Kingdom and Sweden :(

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29 points

It was also an insult to walking and dancing

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11 points

and sight and insults

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1 point

I think she looked crazy hot with that sexy suit.

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22 points

The worst attack to British-Swedish relations and culture since the Beowulf movie

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17 points

The worst thing is that she’s not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.

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10 points

Thatcher, Johnson, Truss?

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4 points

What about Chamberlain?

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4 points

Cunt, Clown, and…who?

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2 points

What’s wrong with her? She did the thing people had voted for.

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4 points

Yes

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4 points

Is that what’s going on here? Is it as terrible and hilarious as Trump’s “double handjobs” move to Village People?

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50 points

1995: Welcome to the internet, check out these awesome stupid websites 2023: Here have an ad, after you subscribe, and accept cookies, and sign your life away to a terms of service written in alien legalese

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