Let me add that is the weirdest place to put an em dash in a headline I’ve ever seen.

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Are we going to be sued every time we refer to his small penis as small?

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Better switch to micro to be safe.

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Nano!

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Pico-penis

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If it’s factual, it’s not defamation.

Alternatively, I understand that it really MASSIVELY bothers him if you refer to his funny tiny microscopic hands.

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Those hands?

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Not a defamation suit. This is about not being able to trademark “trump too small”.

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His dick is as small as his political Integrity

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So it’s just a smooth Ken-lump.

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It’s an innie.

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Do you think he likes being grabbed by his Ken-innie. Kinnie? Mini Kinnie?

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I don’t know about that, several people have claimed that, while small, he does actually have a penis. Political integrity? Eh… not so much.

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“twig and/or berries”

🤣

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This reminds me of when the prosecutors questioned Epstein about his egg-shaped penis on the record

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WTF

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Ugh, now I have “egg shaped penis” in my Google search history. But that’s ok. I’ll take one for the team.

https://www.cracked.com/article_27886_jeffrey-epstein-had-egg-shaped-penis.html

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The team thanks you! Best laugh I’ve had at this hour in years.

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Is dick so small one term presidency was not enough to compensate for it he have to try for another one

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