69 points

It’s not that this article is bad, but it is what frustrates me about tech journalism, and why I started writing about tech. None of these people have any idea how the internet actually works. They’ve never written a line of code, or set up a server, or published an app, or even done SEO, so they end up turning everything into a human interest piece, where they interview the people involved and some experts, but report it with that famous “view from nowhere.”

Some blame Google itself, asserting that an all-powerful, all-seeing, trillion-dollar corporation with a 90 percent market share for online search is corrupting our access to the truth. But others blame the people I wanted to see in Florida, the ones who engage in the mysterious art of search engine optimization, or SEO.

Let me answer that definitively: it’s google, in multiple ways, one of which isn’t even search, which I know because I actually do make things on the internet. SEO people aren’t helping, for sure, but I’ve seen many journalists and others talk about how blogspam is the result of SEO, and maybe that’s the origin story, but at this point, it is actually the result of google’s monopoly on advertising, not search. I’ve posted this before on this community, but google forces you to turn your website into blogspam in order to monetize it. Cluttering the internet with bullshit content is their explicit content policy. It’s actually very direct and straightforward. It’s widely and openly discussed on internet forums about monetizing websites.

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Just wanna say I’ve enjoyed reading your site! Thanks for linking it. I especially like the hall lf shame

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3 points

Oh, shit, a brush with greatness: I’ve read your blog before; you say a lot of smart stuff.

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2 points

lmao thank you. That’s slightly strange but extremely nice to read.

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Hey thanks so much friend. You should submit a hall of shame entry! We rarely get submissions and I agree it’s such a fun part of the site.

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Hey there, fellow political enthusiasts and furry friend lovers! We’re Alex and Taylor, and we’re on a mission to document our obsession with congressional apportionment. But, we’re not doing it alone – our faithful companions, Nero the dog 🐶 and Scipio the cat 🐱, are along for the ride. 🚗

As many of you know, congressional apportionment is the process of determining how many seats each state gets in the U.S. House of Representatives. It’s a topic that might make some people yawn, but for us, it’s like a thrilling adventure!

This is art.

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7 points

I was in tears of laughter while making it. I couldn’t believe when they accepted it except part of me always totally expected it because they’re fucking clowns.

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8 points

Loading… if you can still see this message, this post probably doesn’t exist.

The link to your blog post seems to be broken.

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7 points

What client are you on? There’s a known bug in some lemmy clients that break some URLs.

If you paste the URL into a browser it should work fine: https://theluddite.org/#!post/google-ads

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3 points

Works fine here, thanks, interesting read!

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The internet needs search engines. Search engines spawn SEO. SEO enshittifies search. I honestly don’t see how it could have happened any differently even if all the players were different. Search was essentially a solved problem by 2000, and everything since then had been an arms race between search engines and SEO. I’m surprised search engines have remained as useful as they have for as long as they have.

Monetization through ads certainly adds to the incentive to practice SEO, but even without it, people put up web sites because they want visitors, so they were always gonna have an incentive to game whatever search algorithms are most widely used.

The only way I know of for things to have happened differently would be the same mechanism that prevents traditional media and stores from being total crap-fests: having a higher barrier to enter and stay in the market, so participants who don’t find a somewhat loyal customer base are forced out.

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It’s the same with AI everywhere you look. Doomsayers, haters, blind naivitet at every corner. None of these people know a cent of how to implement these tools, they’ve just tried the openai models which I’m pretty sure they’re losing money on running but gain analytics in turn. The most frustrating thing about it, is they will state things that even the researchers haven’t figured out yet, and state it like fact. Then they extrapolate wildly what it means

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There are some people that make 99% of the world 1% worse for the profit. The author lets them off the hook because “they’re just trying to make money”. As if having an understandable motive would redeem the “SEOs”.

Newsflash, it doesn’t. These are organized crime groups as far as I’m concerned. The law just hasn’t or $won’t$ prosecute them for the selfish damage they’ve caused.

If I have a society of 100 people, 2 start a search engine for the others, 1 starts an anti-search engine whose stated goal is to mislead the other search engine users while stealing profit from the 2 innovators who bettered humanity.

I spare no positive feelings for these pond-scum criminals.

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Does the author let them off the hook though? She excoriates them in basically every line.

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48 points

IMO the problem really took off when smart phones entered the equation. When any idiot can get online with almost zero barrier to entry, then every idiot will get online. It’s why I like Lemmy; it’s not popular and the difficulty to access it is marginally harder than Reddit’s.

Once the Internet was saturated with idiots then marketing and monetization followed along. Capitalism is seriously the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.

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I agree with everything you said, except I would argue that capitalism is the Sixth Horseman of the Apocalypse, seeing as one of the original four was already replaced during a translation. The original text were interpreted as “Conquest, War, Famine, and Death,” and the story I remember from my New Testament course in college was that in the early 1900’s, it was thought that Conquest was too similar to War, so they used one of the later passages that specified that the horsemen would bring death by “sword, famine, plague, and the wild beasts of the earth” to rebrand Conquest as Pestilence. In fact, now reading up on it from Wikipedia, apparently the first two horsemen were likely both supposed to represent war, with the white rider (Conquest) representing “righteous/justified war” and the red rider (War) supposed to represent “civil war,” which is interesting.

In fact, given how vaccines and modern medicine have dramatically lowered the death by infectious disease in the 20th century, it’s likely time for another rebranding (relevant xkcd), so I’d replace “pestilence” with “capitalism” or even “profit” if I were feeling flowery.

edit: Upon further reading, apparently the third horseman (Famine) could also be interpreted as a form of capitalistic excess, since it’s accompanied by a voice that describes rising market prices for staples such as bread and is carrying market scales. Traditionally, this is thought to indicate Famine as loaves of bread would be weighed during food shortages, but the accompanying voice seems to indicate that luxuries are still available, so I could easily make the argument that the passage is about the rich tending to their own needs while ignoring the needs of the poor (which sounds an awful lot like modern US politics/capitalism).

Edit 2: So I guess I’d rebrand all three of the riders preceding Death so that I’d interpret things as “Imperialism, Extremism, Capitalism, and Death,” or put a little more poetically, “Conquest, Discord, Avarice, and Death”

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4 points

Those would be good App names. One is already taken…

I assume I’m just unaware of the others.

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3 points

Comments like this restore my faith in the internet

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7 points

Haha, I’m just glad at least some people enjoy reading them, since I can’t help but write them (and listening to my endless digressions down Wikipedia rabbit holes is exhausting for my partner).

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3 points

In Good Omens Pestilence has retired and Pollution took his place. And if you haven’t read it, it’s damned clever and funny.

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I have read it, but I forgot about that detail until you reminded me. I probably have to reread now :)

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42 points

While the author describes them as nice and sympathetic, literally every action described and every quote makes them seem like insufferable douchebags. Maybe the author…

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18 points

… is a typical TheVerge author?

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Is this typical? I don’t often read the Verge unless someone links it, but even the first paragraph already made me cringe a bit when they talked about “deciding to buy a plane ticket” or whatever idk the exact words, I’m not going to read that again lol

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4 points

I clicked on this article and was elated not to see autoplaying videos, cookie stuff, pop ups, ads, anything. I dunno if my PiHole had something to do her that but damn, that’s a clean article tho (yeah I still didn’t read it, I’m not at the “thinking” stage of the day yet)

Love your name and the music that immediately played in my head also

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The very fact of doing things like this was in the 00s something which would make your life dangerous. People really good at generating spam would sometimes get their legs broken, or walk out of their window by mysterious causes.

But then non-flat search engines and social media came into existence, empowering these fucks so radically that killing them IRL stopped being a solution, 10 heads would pop up for each one you hew down.

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The authors angle seems to be more of “hate the game not the players”, and even the they aren’t entirely sympathetic to all of them. The more that search engines became the main entrance to the web, the more that website owners would seek to get closer to the entrance, and the SEO people illustrated in the article are the result.

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Neither. Monetization is the cause. If the standard were still “your site is a hobby, you should expect to fund it out of pocket”, none of the rest would matter.

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