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She can rule me(lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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Nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Good attempt, you almost censored their name 👍

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pigup@lemmy.world
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Their heart was in the right place

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LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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Doesn’t do much good when the brain isn’t.

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robocall@lemmy.world
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Why is woman bold?

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bitteorca@artemis.camp
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It may be from a search on Twitter. The word(s) you search for get displayed in bold in the search results on Twitter

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bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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why would anyone search for woman

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RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
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Twitter ☕️

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TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works
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someone along the repost chain replaced a word

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Alcatorda@lemmy.world
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The original tweet said ‘lesbian’ and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

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barsoap@lemm.ee
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Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren’t your personal ride providers.

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Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone
32 points

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

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barsoap@lemm.ee
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See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

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Blue and Orange@lemm.ee
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I’ve always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

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bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
23 points

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

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vamputer@infosec.pub
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Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the “thank you” e-mail afterward.

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Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world
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Nah, “uses a machete to cut through red tape” is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.

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tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de
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Mommy issues

Same tbh

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bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5’7)

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LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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omg u so smol :3

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