Ill got first.

I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.

The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.

Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.

A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh

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I ran an UPDATE without a WHERE clause.

Edit: Remember kids, when updating a database, always write your WHERE before your FROM.

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I ran the wrong DELETE statement today and accidentally deleted around 2.7 million records today instead of 13 …

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yikes, I’m so sorry. all I can say is “BEGIN TRANSACTION”…

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This is one of my fears.

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Oof.

To share another in a similar vain.

I work in Visual Studio Professional and I may have used the find and replace feature but forgot to keep it for current file and the entire solution was affected.

I was mid session so couldn’t really role back the commit so I just had to laboriously check all the files I’d modified until the errors went away.

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Ouch.

We had to roll back the prod database to the last save. Only amounted to 15 or 20 minutes, and I don’t think anything was super affected, but then I was that guy.

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I got cancer while living in a country without socialized medicine. Yup, pretty dumb.

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Well that was silly wasn’t it.

I hope you’re kicking cancers ass.

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I’m so sorry. US? I got appendicitis here, and it has really ruined any chance of being able to ever retire.

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Yup, it’s pretty brutal. I’m sorry to hear that for you, too. I have spent my life being furious at how horribly this nation treats people with difficult diseases, and now I’m facing it myself. Feels pretty fucking pointless to keep trying, personally.

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I know the feeling. Ironically, this very line of thinking got me sent to the psych ward (which was worse than jail and less helpful) and slapped with another bill. The whole system is designed to exploit, not to cure.

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I hope you find yourself in good health again. This system is atrocious, nobody deserves to go without, or to choose health vs. living costs, or to not retire because they got appendicitis. This level of greed and cruelty is absolutely horrifying.

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Puked on my crushes foot at a party a few weeks back. Thankfully she’s cool and we still hang out lol

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Puked on a girl once when I was young. I’m sure they get over it, I never saw her again but I’m sure she’s fine.

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This is just making memories haha

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Oh I did this but this was with a girl I was fwb with.

She invited me over for a party but it was actually just her and her best friend and her boyfriend so I ended up getting super drunk that at the end when her dad came home and she introduced me, I puked on HIS shoes.

That was the end of our relationship as humans. She blocked me on everything haha.

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I didn’t put on sunscreen when I was outdoors for an extended period because it was cloudy. I knew it was a dumb move. I did it anyway. And I definitely paid for it with the worst sunburn I’ve had in literal years. Will not be making that stupid move again for quite a while!

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Aww I’m sorry i can relate. I’ve been burned more than enough times that I just don’t go in the sun too much. Family want to sit by the pool, crack on then, I’ll go for a walk hopping from shade to shade.

I too was dumb but more I didn’t like the feeling of sun cream on my skin. I don’t like burning either so avoiding the sun where possible is the way.

That said I do like to run in it occasionally, I stop running but then it gets warm and I get the urge.

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I reply to Lemmy comments that I shouldn’t

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I sometimes can’t resist feeding the trolls.

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Same. I need to use the block feature more. I’d hate to see this become reddit 2.0

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I have been trying to be better at refraining from replying to those type of comments and getting better at reporting them.

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