Context: this is a legit screenshot I took on my workplace around 1.5 years ago. Hopefully it’s been patched by now? Completely ridiculous behavior

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“We conform to the open standard, but only to the parts that we like”

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Imagine buying a computer with only two ports.

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Woman came to give a presentation at work without an hdmi port in her laptop.

Was dumbfounded at lack of ports. Thought only apple was this closed but it was a cheapo windows

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I have several laptops that use USB-C to HDMI cables to connect. They work fine and the port on the PC is much smaller.

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5 points

Was first time it happened to us.

Will definitely be ordering adapters, can’t believe didn’t know about the usefulness of usbc.

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Laughs in framework with four identical USB-C ports that can do anything

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My Mac book pro from 2019 charges properly on 3 of the 4 USB c ports it has. I have tried everything to get the 4th to work. All other peripherals work on that port. When I first got it, all ports worked. I feel this persona pain.

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That’s actually not true, and framework has similar issues. There was vampire power drains from certain mix and match options with HDMI and USB-C ports.

https://community.frame.work/t/tracking-high-battery-drain-during-suspend/3736

On the AMD framework, the upper right and left USB-C ports are slightly different from the lower ports

https://community.frame.work/t/usb4-and-thunderbolt-on-amd/30771

I love my framework laptop, but we shouldn’t pretend that they are free from quirks that plague other brands.

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Fascinating. Good to know…

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MacBook USB-C can be goofy. I know for restoring firmware (which Apple refers to as “reviving”), on some models, you have to use a very specific port

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Maybe you were holding it wrong

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Maybe the cable was not of the 60 usd official licensed by apple type.

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The only cables I buy are Ugreen. They do no break after a week, come in multiple lengths, and they don’t lie about specs.

A 100W 1m charging cable, for example, retails here for 13$, or 10$ when you buy from Aliexpress/Evay/Amazon via their official store.

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I feel you. The cable, adapter and usb hub market is fucking atrocious. Specifications are often inaccurate or insufficient. I’ve had so many headaches because of this, but at least we have a 14-day obligatory return policy in the EU.

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Oh, I forgot about that one! Apple are full of shit. Also “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature” is a classic.

Whoops, it seems the last one isn’t from Apple, I guess I’ve just seen it used about their products so many times I assumed it originated from them…sorry about that. I shouldn’t go around the internet assuming things.

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The Internet has decided you are wrong and have charged you with the punishment of death. Have a nice day!

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