15 points

Granted. This wish cannot be corrupted and has no unintended side effects.

This effect does not apply to the rest of your wishes.

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4 points

A safe, pure wish is drafted. The text is engraved into your bones. This process is fatal.

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4 points

Two fingers unfurl from the monkeys paw. It will choose which one is the okay one.

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3 points

You immediately drop dead, as death is the only thing in the universe that cannot be corrupted and has no unintended side effects.

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2 points

Granted. You’re given such wish, someone else’s wish. You’re now eternally bound to make it happen.

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

(*) Strings definitely attached. Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish will likely backfire.

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