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Granted. The limits of your human mind remain the same: too small, too fragile. Unable to comprehend the breadth of the cosmos itself, you’re now like a rubber balloon trying to contain the ocean. You go immediately insane.

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Congratulations, you are now the Sun.

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Granted. You now hear the voices of all humanity crying out at all times. The noise is absolutely unbearable! The weight of the world’s anguish now reverberates inside your head. You wish for death, but you are now immortal.

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Granted, you become omnipotent. Unfortunately you cannot control how much power you put out and break everything and kill lots of people and eventually yourself.

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