Eric Clapton

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yo what’s the difference between an 8-ball and an 8-year-old?

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After getting the lightning-strike timing wrong, Marty McFly has waited decades to finally prove that the “kids are going to love it”.

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Crocodile Tears for Fears

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He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.”

“Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—”

“Is it a blues song?”

“It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.”

“Sounds wonderful.”

“Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.”

“It would be wonderful.”

Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—”

“We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.”

“Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…

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singer and guitarist of Skrewdriver

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