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The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can’t complain about it without sounding ridiculous

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It’s so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.

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78 points

It’s like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing

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No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.

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64 points

If I pull that finger, will you die?

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56 points

it would be extremely stinky… for you

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:michael-laugh:

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39 points

You’re laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you’re laughing.

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they fart low, we fart high

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35 points

I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

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98 points

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30 points

Another Slammer classic.

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She’s still bent out of shape over Fartlow.

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110 points

Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.

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62 points

The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.

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Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug

I bet he’s been this whole month.

Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil

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