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Instructions unclear, had wobbly windows on a cube in hs 15 years ago but did not obtain degree or career, plz advise.

Also holy shit its actually been 15 years, jfc. Am I old now?

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If you were in HS 15 years ago, you’re definitely not old. Unless you’ve been there at a considerably later age or something.

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Windows XP users were so jealous of my 3d and jiggly desktop.

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Fuck if this isn’t the truth… Saying this as a Sr. SRE with no degree or certs.

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The burn up windows was so cool.

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You could also write on your desktop with fire!

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Now you’re doing pipelines forever. 😞

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“The build is failing. Does anyone know why the build is failing!? See, right here. It says the build failed. Can someone look into why the build failed. Why is the build failing??”

10 minutes later…

“Nvm. It was something I did.”

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Be me, the only one who knows how to read the ancient text of Jenkins log.

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I also seem to be a member of the ancient society of log readers.

I really don’t understand why membership is so exclusive. Deciphering log messages isn’t always super easy but it usually isn’t too bad.

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Fortunately not really, in my case. I stay out of the pipelines game as much as possible and focus on systems that enable better and more obvious pipelines. And then sometimes go tune some pipelines but mostly I find them to be pretty atrocious UI and much too snowflakey.

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