51 points

I really want to live in the technologically-advanced, socialist utopia conservatives think mainstream Democrats are trying to produce

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16 points

Here’s a free cyber implant for you comrade. ⚙️

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9 points

I know it opens doors we probably shouldn’t, but I’d have trouble declining a memory assistance implant.

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8 points

I’d go total replacement if it ever becomes viable. Full gradual-brain-replacement and completely robotic body. Probably too far out for anyone alive today, but we can hope. After all, at that point it’s just a roundabout way to immortality.

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10 points

Yeah, didn’t think we were heading that direction, but now that they mention it…

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48 points

Bring on the fully automated luxury gay space communism.

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6 points

Oh my, I have bad news about our warhammer future

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7 points
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Is it space Nazis? It’s space Nazis isn’t it…

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4 points

It’s worse, they’re “the good guys”.

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3 points

Engage!

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45 points

They make the left sound so much cooler than we really are.

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15 points

Well when you can become a gender destroying cyborg just for not caring who uses what public bathroom, just like we do in our own homes, the sky becomes the limit for how cool you can be. Embrace it, you’re one cool cat.

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36 points

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

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0 points

This heresy will not stand!

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32 points

Weird to think everyone with a pacemaker, insulin pump, or cochlear implant is trans but hey, I don’t make the rules.

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12 points

Wait till you find out that almost no one has a gendered bathroom in their house, everyone is trans.

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