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I was waiting for when he reveals he’d put laxatives in the sauce

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Lmao guys… Green text about being bullied, comments on lemmy continue to bully… Lol oh boy.

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Anon hallucinates a reason why he shouldn’t ever ever attempt to engage in any social activity

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This sounds exactly like something that would happen in an episode of SpongeBob, but with hot sauce instead of a burger. Not even slightly believable.

EDIT: Pretty Patties. That’s what I’m thinking of.

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Fake and straight

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