7 points
“Hello, we are fucked up, let us explain what happened and why is this not our fault”
16 points
Probably played with the firewall settings and accidentally disabled port 22… It sucked when I did that
22 points
Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
32 points
V2 be like: “WHAT did you say about my mother? F… you, Earth man.”
Mission control: “Dude you don’t have a mother it was a typo. Dude. Talk to me.”
seen
Mission control: “Dude.”
seen
Mission control: “C’mon man.”
This message could not be sent. V2 may have blocked your number
10 points
UP ARROW!!