7 points

“Hello, we are fucked up, let us explain what happened and why is this not our fault”

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Probably played with the firewall settings and accidentally disabled port 22… It sucked when I did that

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22 points

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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V2 be like: “WHAT did you say about my mother? F… you, Earth man.”

Mission control: “Dude you don’t have a mother it was a typo. Dude. Talk to me.”

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Mission control: “Dude.”

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Mission control: “C’mon man.”

This message could not be sent. V2 may have blocked your number

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10 points

UP ARROW!!

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