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Looks like someone will need the lock picking lawyer!

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These locks are super easy to pick. Now, picking it yourself? That’s a whole other issue lol.

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“gotta keep out that numberscanbefun guy…”

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Just use bolt cutters. Simple as.

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If they were able to lock it so quickly, it means it’s probably not a key-retaining lock, which means the locking pawls are spring-loaded, which means you can shim it.

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I had to look up “wave rake” cuz I’m a moron and thought it was like an introductory brand lock pick device or something.

You meant like a comb, didn’t you?

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Edit: oh man, I’m so happy I was wrong lol I felt so dumb

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Go to the nearest fire station: they have bolt cutters.

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The fort knox worker after they faintly hear someone say “This is the LockPickingLawyer”

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No Linus, don’t post selfies on the Internet, they might be misused.

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we engage in moderate tomfoolery, if you will

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This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today…

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What would you even do in that situation lol

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Either pick it open or get some bolt cutters, I would imagine.

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given the quality of most locks you can probably just hold a hairpin menacingly in front of it and it’ll pop open.

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