60 points

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

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That’s just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It’s only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other’s birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there’s only been positive outcomes.

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You are lucky. What is silly is you not even seeing it

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Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can’t separate work from personal time then you really shouldn’t be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I’ve had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.

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8 points

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

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Monopoly destroys families. That’s like the one game I will not play with my boss.

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14 points

Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners

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34 points

Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.

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2 points

As someone that would like to play someday but hasn’t done a campaign yet, can you explain why?

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8 points

Because if it doesnt go well, they are your boss and sometimes dnd games can go sour fast

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26 points

Kraken Kampaign…. That’s one letter short of being a bit concerning…

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With this being Lemmy I genuinely don’t know if you’re joking or not

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You’re serious, that’s hilarious. But it’s a bit more likely that it’s just the “kool” spelling of those words.

Zoomies, gather around and I’ll tell you a story about kool k and Mortal Kombat

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Fun fact. In Finland KKK is known for “Kylmä, Koho, Kompressio” or in English, “cold, lift up, compression” for treating common sport injuries

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Doesn’t help that Finland also has a lot of white supremacists.

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14 points

It’s probably nothing. You could say the same about “Krusty Krab.”

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4 points

Getting to the Klux of the matter

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20 points

Koncerning

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Aahhh, fellow KDE Kenjoyer 😏

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4 points

Oh, fuck. I didn’t see.

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13 points

KDE Kampaign Kreator

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13 points

Kraken Kampaign of Karnage

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9 points

Average KDE enjoyer

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49 points

u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book

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what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?

And we agree, way more fun

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This is why you shouldn’t try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.

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Nooooo, really ?

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Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she’s choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!

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Haha… unless?

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Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.

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Aaawww… *sadly takes it dow

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Lol nice for real though the military does have fraternization rules to prevent (gestures vaguely) …that

Officers can’t be in romantic relationships with enlisted members unless they were both in the same status when they got married. It can get you in legit legal trouble if discovered, especially if the person involved is in your chain of command aka one of your bosses.

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Generally people don’t commit to a campaign if it’s not something they want to do. In my experience, the “scheduling conflicts” referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can’t claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren’t being ordered to supercede the players’ will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.

I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it’s awesome.

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Rocks fall, you die. The campaign is over.

Then email everyone but her.

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