Madeline: Science denial really grinds my metaphorical gears, and Flat Earthers are some of the most egregious about it. So manhandle them into strait jackets and shove them in the damn rocket already.

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That doesn’t sound at all fair. Why should they get trips to orbit and I don’t ?

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No one said anything about life support or return.

Just a rocket, a straight jacket, and right off into space you go. Depending on how many they cram in a rocket, there’s a chance they’ll have enough oxygen to see the spherical earth, shattering their weak minds, and succumbing to hypoxia, death, evacuating their bowels, and their corpses floating around in space, buried in their own shit and piss, boiling from solar radiation, becoming the first stew in space, before burning up on reentry.

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Lmao new copypasta just dropped.

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Yummy. Makes you hungry.

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Imagine someone writing text like this about some other group of people.

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Madeline: Point.

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I don’t believe in big natural boobs. can i get sent towards them?

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If you don’t believe in round chests does that make you a flat chester?

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Cursed to orbit but never touch.

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I can show you mine anytime. I’m a guy tho.

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Some people can only accept the truth when rubbed on their faces…

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Classic Reddit moment.

“I hate natural boobs!!! Don’t send to me any!” 😂

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You really think they’re going to believe their lying eyes and ears? I think not. They’re in a collective psychosis.

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Pshaw, when people are handed direct evidence of something, they’ll totally come around to reality!

*looks at twitter posts

…oh.

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Flat earthers make the world go round!

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They’ll think they got strapped into a simulator and are just looking at far away TV screens or some shit. They don’t tend to let evidence sway them from their beliefs

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