189 points

Endgame was a 3 hour fan service and wasn’t all that good and I’ll die on that hill.

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110 points

No, you’re right. Infinity war is the better movie but endgame was the better event. Endgame is almost a perfect fanservice movie and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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38 points

Infinity war is not that good either. Everything is preventable but the heroes forgot how to heroe and make very bad decisions

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52 points

Everything is preventable but the heroes forgot how to heroe and make very bad decisions

Welcome to every single movie that’s ever been produced. Most things in movies could be prevented if the heroes just made reasonable decisions. But then you wouldn’t have a movie, so heroes have to be stupid at just the right moment to make the movie work.

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8 points

Agreed. Infinity War was so dumb, I never even bothered to see Endgame. In that sense, it had the same effect on me as The Last Jedi, but at least MCU had an overarching story planned which is more than can be said for the Disney SW trilogy.

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21 points

Infinity War has its faults. It’s paced a little nonstop and the Wakanda bits are a bit weak. That being said, I saw it ten times in the cinema and it’s the perfect movie for me. I swear – the tail end of Thanos being on Titan to the end of the movie, you can feel how somber it was and I feel that’s because of the connection to the characters. We can always say “oh they’re coming back” but I like to watch the movie on its own and remember just how it felt watching the movie for the first time.

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4 points

Yeah infinity war was better, I knew this the moment Thanos ripped that planet down with the power and space stones

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1 point

Exactly. Endgame is great in terms of fanservice, but IW is just a far more solid film

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31 points

Less of a hill and more of a well constructed 15th century fortress with about 100 loyal defenders at your service.

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13 points

I’m still pissed that the McGuffin in that movie was basic-ass time travel, when they had the way cooler McGuffin of the Quantum Realm they could have explored.

To make matters even worse, it’s seeming like the real reason they did the time travel BS was so they could start the multiverse BS, so they had a justification to continue pumping out garbage content.

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10 points

Completely agree! Though time travel wasn’t a MacGuffin, it was just a plot contrivance. A Macguffin is an interchangeable irrelavent object used to drive the motivation for the plot. The “tesseract” in Avengers, or the “Philosopher/Sorcerer’s Stone” in Harry Potter for example.

Sorry to be pedantic, I fully agree with your actual point, and just thought you might want to know.

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4 points

Lol thank you, I genuinely appreciate the pedantry

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4 points

It’s also just a bad time travel movie because the purpose of it was to be appeal to self-contained nostalgia. Like, “hey, remember all these OTHER movies you saw that built up to this one? Well, they’re going to revisit these in minor, superficial ways at the very end of our huge event.” Yeah, dog, I don’t care about those movies anymore and they weren’t very entertaining to begin with. Just get to the ball numbing action violence.

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2 points

I’m so sick of time travel

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Agreed. My main takeaway from it was that my butt hurt after sitting in the theater for that long.

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1 point

I fell asleep during it in the theater. It was so insanely boring.

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7 points

You’ll have my bow.

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158 points

Ma…ma… Marvel movies are mostly redundant bullshit without even a single relevant thought in them. Just like these mass-produced romcoms, same level. They will probably be the first movies written and produced by inferior AI soon and it won’t even make a big difference.

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47 points

The worst part of Marvel movies is how they expect you to remember everything from every other Marvel movie and TV show going back to Iron Man in 2008. I gave up after a while. I can’t keep all of that in my memory and I should be able to skip the ones that are less interesting to me and not get confused in a movie that isn’t a sequel to those.

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37 points

I’m a big One Piece fan. One piece has thousands of characters many with fleshed out back stories. They all feel fresh and unique and the universe is coherent. But marvel? Most if not all super heroes are interchangeable and the universe makes no sense.

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This is not to defend marvel, but 3/4 the women in one piece look exactly like Nami.

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8 points

A one piece will at least flash back when your reintroduced to someone. Bellamy second appearance.

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4 points

Well I know nothing about One Piece, but the way they do it in Marvel is absurd. I was lucky I had Disney+ at the time and saw Wandavision or the Doctor Strange sequel would have made no sense. And it was shortly after realizing that when I gave up. I honestly don’t know why I stayed with it for so long.

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5 points

Ya know, I’m actually okay with that. Up to endgame it wasn’t really all that much. You had Ironman x3, GoG x2, Strange x1, Thor x3, Spiderman x1 (x2 if you want to watch the one right after endgame), Captain America x3, Avengers x3, Ant-Man x2, and Black Panther, all of which set you up for endgame. Thats… a grand total of 20 movies, plus the spiderman right after endgame.

Is that a lot? Sure, 40-50 hours. But let one company have a cool, big, tied together place in movies. I liked my invincible comic read. One book, straight through from beginning to end. I also liked when I read through the Marvel Ultimate comics, with about four or five of the serials that I was reading interweaving. I can’t think of any other setting that was tied together like that in movies. The closest you’d get would be the television types, with a few hundred episodes.

I’ll agree that the tv show styles were too much. I personally couldn’t even watch the first trial of those, the agents of shield, right? That first episode was just such terrible writing. I definitely don’t want to take that 40-50 hours (over 11 years, too, so that helps) and multiply by exponential scales.

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3 points

My memory can’t handle the intimate details from 20 movies. That’s the problem. They make references to things in movies that happened a decade ago and expect people to remember them. So sure, tying them all together can be fun- if you can do it without expecting people to get the constant references. Honestly, I spend half the time in Marvel movies wondering what the fuck they’re talking about lately.

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14 points

When you strip away the trappings and just look at the scripts, it’s incredible how generic all of the dialogue is.

It would be trivial to re-purpose any script to be for any other character because of how little they truly differ.

I’m entirely unconvinced that they haven’t already been algorithm -assisted

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4 points

at least then marvel will have a future, for whenever the inferior ai eventually gets replaced with superior ai

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3 points

They will probably be the first movies written and produced by inferior AI soon and it won’t even make a big difference.

While watching Quantummania I already had a feeling that the entire script was written by ChatGPT.

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1 point

MCU are just superhero Hallmark movies

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65 points

I just want things to end. It’s okay for things to be over. Star wars wasn’t served by it’s sequels, but here we are with a new WHATEVER every year. And marvel is worse, with a new show every month or two. Realistically, how long is anyone supposed to care?

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24 points

It’s okay for things to be over.

False. Mediocre content still sells, and it is literally illegal for the company to not produce profit for the shareholders.

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34 points

I’m just bemoaning how art suffers at the hands of capitalism.

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10 points

Oh yeah, I agree!

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-5 points

Mediocre content still sells

Been living under a rock for all of 2023?

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65 points

Endgame was stupid. The solution to Thanos was have Tony conveniently invent time traveling and then save the day. Infinity Wars was the peak.

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18 points

Infinity Wars was stupid. Have some super heroes run around fighting bad guys trying to destroy the world for some stupid reason. There was no pick. It’s all stupid.

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16 points

All stupid is correct.

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6 points

I don’t know, I thought it was kind of fun that they mixed things up for a change and had the protagonist be the villain and the central plot be about his triumph over the antagonists who are the heroes; the movie ending with him relaxing and enjoying the sunset now that his great work was over and so he could retire and put down his burdens was a really nice touch.

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2 points

You ignorant. Thanos was the hero. Ironman is just another billionaire denying the obvious responsiblity for the death of all life on earth Thanos was preventing.

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3 points

Maybe so, but it was still a janky story. A gigantuan struggle, with epic consequences… resolved by deus ex machina.

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0 points

It wasn’t “resolved.” Thanos won. Then some janky billionaire lying asshole undid that and then lied about fucking everything. Everyone went on like a march of idiots right over the suicidal cliff like lemmings.

That’s not a fictional story. Goodbye! Forever!

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1 point

But that plot point was completely nonsense.

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-1 points

Yeah, a BILLIONAIRE undoes GOOD THINGS being done by the “VILLIAN.”

Of course it doesn’t make sense. It DOES make sense when you undo the bullshit it’s spun around. There you fucking go.

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56 points

Maybe you’re just older because they weren’t good to begin with

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37 points

Nobody says they were masterpieces. But they were entertaining - and excellent at it as far as cheap entertainment goes -, now they’re just sad to watch. I followed it closely until No Way Home, that was my closing point. From now on, I’ll only watch Spider-Man movies because I’m a huge fan of the character. Couldn’t care less about the multiverse they’re selling

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6 points

Would also recommend GOTG3 if you enjoyed the first two films, I’d personally say it’s my favourite of the trilogy

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1 point

Yeah, I was worried because of how shit MCU movies have become, but James Gunn’s still got it.

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1 point

That and No Way Home were going to be the last I was going to watch, and I’m still trying to work up the energy (?) to watch the latter. I will, eventually, I guess, but with the Spiderverse movies being A Thing, it feels pointless.

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2 points

the multiverse they’re selling

Oh they do be selling it that’s for sure. I haven’t checked in to Spider Man since Enter the Spiderverse, which I thought was really cool. Marvel I didn’t even like the style of the first movies, but I felt obligated to see them since I was technically part of what is now “nerd culture,” and I think a lot of us felt the same obligation to see them for nerd cred. Now they’ve just commodified it to shit and milking every drop they can out of it.

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33 points

Marvel films are the popcorn flicks of the 2010s. None of them are masterpieces, but most are just a fun watch.

But now they’re often not even that. Besides a few outliers (No Way Home, GOTG3), they fail to even be entertaining popcorn flicks. I’d say the line is National Treasure. If it’s better than National Treasure, that’s a solid popcorn flick. If it’s worse, then it’s not worth watching.

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Not a movie, but both seasons of Loki were also good.

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2 points

Guardians had the things I hate about MCU but was entertaining enough to be enjoyable, because they leaned in to how wacky it was I think. Rest of MCU was just done to a crisp even then.

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1 point

National Treasure is fucking awful though.

It’s certainly no The Mummy (Brendan and Rachel obviously, not Tom’s shitty effort that killed the whole “Dark Universe” franchise two movies in), which is about where I draw the line on popcorn guff.

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3 points

You mean the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy, with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz?

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15 points

There was something to look forward to as all the characters got their movie and then the big team up to fight the big bad guy.

It was never Oscar worthy material, just some nice entertainment.

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12 points

Nah, the first Iron Man still holds up well.

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1 point

Does it? Does everyone just ignore big ironman as a villain?

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Yeah I’d say they were pretty bad and then got worse. They were agreeable movies for a diverse group at one point, even if they weren’t all Marvel-heads. The Joss Whedon style of quippy self-referencing dialogue and unlikable protagonists is their major weak point, it got old between Firefly getting cancelled and the first Marvel movie but hadn’t been overdone in pop culture yet apparently.

An MCU sex scene:

“That was so hot how you did that thing 3 scenes ago …I guess we’re alone now”

“Yeah… this is the part in a movie where sex happens…”

“I suppose if sex were going to happen, we would start like this…”

“Yes, and then I would do this”

(cheesy montage to an old classic)

“Woah… so that happened.”

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