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I was repeatedly called an Oompa Loompa by someone upset about losing Starcraft 2, which sounds pretty tame, but the hatred this person put into his writing.

I dunno why but my man HATED oompa loompas

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Oompa Loompa doompity doo

I’ve got a little zergrush for you

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Not video game related, but I was teased a lot growing up because I was always the shortest kid. This one guy would constantly call me an Oompa Loompa. His problem though, I had never seen the movie, so I never had a clue why he was calling me that. Because of that, it never bothered me and that would frustrate him quite a bit. Eventually he just gave up.

It was actually what finally got me to not take any of the teasing seriously and what showed me ignoring it all was the easiest way to deal with it and get it to stop.

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I can see why. Everytime the dude lost in a game he imagined the other player as a squat orange dude with enormous green hair who’d begin to sing a rhyme about the win that starts with “gg ez”. I’d hate them too.

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Rocket league makes people sooo salty, it’s great

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Did GLaDOS send you that?

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This made me laugh out loud for a solid 5 seconds. It‘s the capitalization for me that does it :D

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I once got called an “Ass-born Quasimodo” after beating somebody twice in a row in Hearthstone.

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Mine would be “Subhuman Sweden player” on War Thunder.

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That is pretty tame by War Thunder standards. And it’s not even in Cyrillic!

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If it ain’t got any leaked military secrets I ain’t buying it, yo

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Don’t worry I’ve got some cyrillic too

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vodka vodka p90 is class

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YOU PLAY ROUGE!!

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Good comebacks

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Not a true American 🤣… I don’t even live there 🤣🤣🤣.

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I was once accused of being a democrat. I think. The comment wasn’t very coherent and it was hard to figure out what it was trying to say. And I think it wasn’t even referring to the same comment it was a reply to. But there was a lot of feeling in it.

I’ve never even set a foot in the country. Never will with the current climate either.

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I would consider being called a Democrat pretty insulting… Because it implies that I view politics through the American lens. Nothing could be a greater insult to one’s intelligence.

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Even if they’re not called Democrats the same people exist in every country

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Oh no 😱… well, anyway…

🤣🤣🤣

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